Sorry South, watch your mouth!
Easy there East, you're a beast!
No way, North - you came in fourth.
There's only one winner when it comes to witty directional sayings that rhyme - and we all know the truth: West Is Best.
Instructions * Put it on your head * Grab a fishing pole, a hammock, and an ice-cold drink * Head East (Just kidding, West Is Best!)
Specs * Style: 5-Panel Trucker Snapback * Brim: Flat * Material: 60% Cotton, 40% Polyester * Fit: One Size Fits Most (maybe even you Big Head Todd)